Two drunk men enter a brothel Two heavily drunk men enter a brothel. They walk straight up to the owner and ask for some beautiful girls to get it on with. The owner, seeing in what bad condition they both are, thinks that none of the ladies would be too pleased, but still has an idea how to make profit off them. He tells them ""No problem guys, I can arrange two seperate rooms, and each of you will have a beautiful lady waiting for you there."" Figuring how drunk they are, he hurries upstairs to the rooms, dims the lights and places a blow-up doll in each room. After his preperations, he leads his drunk customers to the rooms. Half an hour later, the two men come down, thank the owner, pay him and leave. Outside of the brothel, they start talking. ""Man, what an awesome girl, she let me do anything I wanted, no complaining whatsoever, I whish I had a girl like her!"" The other one replies ""I don t know man, I think mine was a witch.."" - ""How come?"" - ""Well, first it started out really good, we were making out and I think she liked it. I was going a little harder on her by then and bit her neck. Suddenly, she started hissing like crazy and flew out of the window!""