Doctor told my wife and I that our baby has an extra chromosome... What a downer.#Marriage#Doctor#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Wife: I made you an appt. with the eye doctor Me: [spreading cream cheese onto Destiny's Child CD] MY EYES ARE FINE#Destinys Child#Marriage#Doctor#Kids+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
THERAPIST: what's the problem? WIFE: he replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
DOCTOR: If you don't exercise, there's really no point in dieting. ME: I can't wait to tell my wife the good news.#Marriage#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was a child, I wanted to be a surgeon. But apparently I was too young!!#Doctor#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp