A black man, a feminist woman, a gay man, a ginger, a vegan and a Jew walk into a bar... ... And almost immediately they start talking about historical discrimination. The black guy starts: ""We were slaves. All work, no pay. Considered inferior."" The feminist replies: ""At least they were lying about you. You are not inferior, not even different. But they still discriminate us for our biological differences."" The gay fellow says: ""We've been getting killed. I wish there was such a thing as gay slavery or gay inferiority. It would be better than death!"" The vegan said: ""I may not have the same problems. But think about it! I try to to the right thing and not eat suffering animals, and what do I get in return? Contempt and insults, that's what!"" The Jew looks at all of them and says: ""Slavery? Done, hundreds of years of building pyramids. Discrimination? We weren't allowed to own land in medieval times, just like the women. Death? Blasphemy was punished like sodomy. And no, I can't eat pork, and I have to eat meat without blood, which is very unpractical, I might as well just be a vegan."" ""And so..."" he continued ""... I top you all!"" They acknowledged. But what they didn't know was that they were all there for a reason. After all, it's pretty weird for such a selection of people to be in one place. The Jew had used his money and influence to bring them there, just for his fun, just to prove his point. Except for the ginger. He just happened to be there. And the Jew didn't throw him out, because his presence was a lucky and very convenient circumstance.