Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars#Food#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*approaches girl in bar* *passes right through her* *i've been dead for 73 years*#Bar#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT.#Food#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Fail-proof diet: cut sugar, fats, pasta, alcohol, bread and wrists.#Food#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited. I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot!#Food#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp