I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an "attorney" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse.

I'm going to run errands, need anything? "Yes, some new light bulbs" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? "And a good divorce lawyer"

"i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"

ME: my wife eats all the caramel corn and leaves the cheese JUDGE: give this man full custody of the kids ME: no wait they do the same thing