A Russian and a German died and went to hell The Devil greets them and tells them ""You know guys, hell is kind of full right now, so I tell you what: I'll give each of you a dog and three crates of sausage and when I come back a month from now, the one who teaches the dog a better trick can go to purgatory"". A month has passed and the Devil goes to check up on the German. He sees that the dog is quite plump and the man has lost a lot of weight. ""Ok show me your trick"" he says. The German hol…

'What Will Communism Be Like?'- A Russian Joke One day, as a young man, Ivan asked a member of the Party, ""What will it be like once we have built communism?"". The Party man replied, ""The shops will be full of goods, and we will have no money"". Four decades passed, and the Soviet Union fell. After the fall of the USSR, Ivan found himself walking the streets of Moscow. He looked at the shops, and he felt in his pockets, and smiled. ""Comrades"", he said, ""We have built communism at last!""

An old joke from Soviet Russia during Stalins great purge Ivan and Masja had just gone to sleep when someone banged loudly and on the door and screamed their names. Knowing how KGB made their arrests in the middle of the night Ivan told his wife to hide while he got the door. She anxiously hid under the bed when Ivan came back. ""Relax Masja"" he said, ""there is no need to be worried"" ""It was just Osip telling us our house is on fire""

an old Russian man wants to visit a friend in germany an old Russian man remembers a good friend he had in east Germany, and he decides he should go check up. He doesn't have enough money for a plane, however, so he decides he will drive. The next morning he and his wife get into their car and start driving. Several hours go by on the empty road and after a while, they reach the Latvian border. a man stops them and asks for passports. He asks in broken Russian ""your names?"" the man responds ""…