Little bill came in from recess Little billy came from recess where he was greeted at the door by his teacher. ""how was your recess?"" he asked billy. ""it was good, I played in the sand box with little susan"" billy replied. ""that sounds lovely. If you can spell the word cat you can have an extra 10 minutes of recess"". ""c-a-t"" and off he went. Next in came little Susan. ""how was your recess little susan?"" ""oh it was good. I played in the sand box with little billy"". ""how nice, if you …

An elementary teacher told her students that if they could answer the questions correctly they would be dismissed from class. The teacher asked, ""Who said 'A house divided against itself cannot stand'?"" Susan in the front raised her hand and said ""Abraham Lincoln"" and she was allowed to leave. The teacher then asked, ""Who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?"" Abby, who was also sitting in the front, raised her hand and said ""John F Kennedy…

A Professor was teaching a Health Class... When he posed a question to his students. ""I hope you have all done your reading from last night, so tell me, what part of the human anatomy can expand to four times its smallest size?"" Seeing a girl not paying attention in the middle row of his class, he called on her: ""Susan, you look as if you are very knowledgable in this topic, would you care to answer?"" The girl could only retort ""Are you insinuating that I am a slut? I cannot believe you Pro…

Little Johnny's Teacher Gives the Class a Mother's Day Assignment They were studying the meaning of various phrases. The teacher goes on to explain the meaning of the sentence *""We only have one mother.""* Okay, Little Peter, give me a brief narration that includes the phrase *""we only have one mother.""* Little Peter starts: I was sick in bed with a high fever, and then comes my mom, gives me a glass of warm milk with some aspirin, kisses me in the forehead and I thought *""We only have one m…