😄 I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said,...

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I met a pirate the other day, whose parrot was saying, ""Pieces of seven! Pieces of seven!"" I said, ""Shouldn't that be pieces of eight?"" The pirate replied, ""Arrrrr, it's a parroty error.""

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