An Engineer opens a hospital James, an unemployed engineer decides to change his fate by opening a whole new type of hospital. In the front door he writes: ""We can cure all your diseases for only 500,$, if we can't, we give you 1000$"" A real doctor sees the sign and think he can win money easily and you can't decide to be a doctor whenever you want. So he goes inside and tells to our engineer: -I can't taste anything! Everything is like water to my mouth -OK I see... NURSE! Can you give me the box 34 of the room 3 please? The nurse brings him the box and the engineer opens it and takes the little bottle inside -OK, you have to drink everything in that little bottle And so, the doctor drinks -BUT! Eeeew! That's gasoline! -Exactly! Congratulations, you have your taste back! That'll be 500$ Two days later, the doctor is pissed off and wants to get back his money so he goes to the hospital again -This time, I don't have any memory, I can't remember anything and I can't live properly -OK, I see... NURSE! Can you give me the box 34 of the room 3 please? -But... But... That's gasoline! I don't want to drink again! -Congratulations! You got your memory back! That'll be 500$! The doctor is really mad and decide he will go to the hospital once again and this time he will have his money back! -Hello, it's me again! I got hit by a truck and I lost my eyesight, I can't see anything! -Well sir, I'm sorry but I can't do anything for you, here, have 1000$! -But, this is just 500$: -Congratulations! You just got your eyesight back! That'll be 500$!