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How to deal with a Conservative Government (Tips for the British) 1. Take car 1. Go to mum's 1. Kill Phil 1. Grab Liz 1. Go to the Winchester 1. Have a nice cold pint 1. and wait for all this to blow over

#Phil 1 #Liz 1 #Winchester #Conservative Government #Politics #Driving

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