A group of Jihadist militants were in a nightclub... Two Jihadist militants decided to go for a fun night at the dance club. They were minding their own business and having a great time when a man comes up and stabs one of them. The other man quickly wrestles the aggressor to the ground and subdues him until the proper superior arrives to the scene. When their commanding officer arrived, he asked, ""What is this? What has this infidel done?"" One of the men respond, we were just minding our own business and this guy just comes out of nowhere and kills Mahmoud!""