It's 3 AM, and a general urgently calls by phone to the sergeant... A private awnsers the phone: -""Hello?"" -""Quickly, hand me over to the sergeant"" the general says -""No, i'm sorry, the Sergeant is sleeping, and he doesn't want to be disturbed, call him again in the morning"". The general, angry, says: -""Incompetent! pass me with the sergeant"" The private yells into the phone: -""Are you a tough guy? CALL BACK TOMORROW IN THE MORNING"" -""Do you know who I am?"" -""No, and I don't care"" -""I'm your General"" -""Holy shit, and, do you know who I am?"" -""Of course not"" the general said. -""Oh, what a relief"" and he hung up the phone.   *I hope you guys liked it, if you find any grammar problems, let me know :P* *EDIT: Grammar cuz reasons**