Helpful Daughter Little Susie, a six year old , complained:""Mother, I've got a stomach ache."" ""That's because our stomach is empty"", the mother replied. ""You would feel better if you had something in it."" That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up: "" That's because it's empty"", she said. ""You'd feel better if you had something in it.""

Old chemistry groaner. The teacher was giving her class an oral test. First she asked Little Susie: ""What's Al2O3?"" Susie: ""Alumina!"" The teacher said, ""Correct!"", then turned to Little Johnny and asked, ""Johnny, now, can you tell me what's Fe2O3?"" Johnny: ""Uh ... Philomena?""

Little Susie came home from school one day and shouted ""Mom! Mom! I made $5 today!"" Her mother asked ""How did you do that, Little Susie?"" Little Susie said ""I was walking home from school when a man offered me $5 to climb a pole!"" Her mother was appalled and said ""Little Susie, don't do that! That man just wanted to get a look at your underwear!"" The next day, Little Susie came home from school and shouted ""Mom! Mom! I made $5 today!"" Her mother angrily said ""Little Susie! What did I …

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