Trump and Pence are laughing amongst themselves at a White House dinner... A senator is watching them from a few tables away and wonders what they keep laughing about. Later, he approaches them and asks, ""I've been watching you guys for a while now and you keep laughing amongst yourselves. What could be so funny?"" Trump replies, ""We're going to start World War 3."" Puzzled, the senator asks, ""How are you going to do that?"" Trump replies, ""We're going to kill 4 million Muslims and a dentist…

A doctor from U.K. says: ""In U.K. the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's hand; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."" The German doctor comments:""That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."" A Russian doctor says:""That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he…

So, tensions with Russia flair up... ... And the Cold War reignites. With both the USA and Russia standing on the brink of total nuclear annihilation, the leaders decide to meet. Both agree that nothing on earth is worth an apocalypse, so they decide to end things once and for all; with a winner-takes-all dogfight. Both sides have 5 years to breed a dog, and on the set date of the fight, a single uncontested world power will emerge. The Russians immediately find the biggest and meanest Rottweile…

Project: Reimagined There once was a secret government program that tried to create perfect soldiers through genetic modification, cloning, and strenuous conditioning. What they wanted to achieve was the normal super soldier run down: - Super strong - Super fast - Super smart - Super obedient They started out by impregnating 10 women with the altered embryos. For the sake of confidentiality the clones were numbered instead of named, 1-10. The modifications seemed to work in some of the clones, b…