Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven . . . . . . . . So he's waiting at this gate when all of a sudden, George Washington comes out. ""You attacked the country I helped found!"" and beats the crap out of him. Then he goes back inside and Thomas Jefferson comes out. ""You hate the Declaration of Independence that I wrote!"" And beats the ever-loving shit out of him. Then he goes back inside. The James Madison comes out. ""You son-of a bitch . . .""and starts beating Osama some more. ""Oh Merciful Allah! What is going on?"" And Mohammed shows up and and says, ""Well I *did* promise you 72 Virginians.""