Punny Pirate Puns * Why do novice pirates make terrible singers? Because hey can't hit the high seas. * The designer wondered why his pirate room wasn't perfect, and the judge told him he went a little overboard. * Old pirates retire and grow corn for a buck an ear. * A pirate wrote his wooden leg into his will as a legacy. * The pirate captain's list was to starboard when he failed to ketch his bottle of port which fell onto the poop deck after he nearly keeled over.