Why was the broom late? Because it over swept! (Source: Thomas and Friends - Edward the hero)#Thomas#Edward#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
People named Thomas, your nickname isn't "Thom" it's Tom. "Thom" thounds sthupid and prethenthiuos.#Thomas#Thom#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I wonder what appeared over Thomas Edison's head when he got the idea for the light bulb...#Thomas#Edisons#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
the turkey takes his mask off it's edward snowden obama groans, it's too late to unpardon him now#Edward#Obama#Turkey#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp