A tale of woe Lewis was at a bar having a drink with a mate, When he noticed her, and thought she looked great. He walked over and offered a drink, Straight away he noticed that they had a link. The drinks went down as the night passed away, Things went well and Lewis started to pray. The night rolled on until about quarter past two, When she turned to him and said ""I'll go home with you"". Quick as he could, Lewis hailed a cab. All of a sudden he got nervous and started to blab. He couldn't control himself when they entered her door, She thought he was nervous but it was something more. The went to the bedroom and got undressed, He was in awe and began to caress. He climbed on top of her, that's where it starts. He believed they were joined by their two lonely hearts. Lewis began to thrust, once, twice. Then suddenly he rolled off with a sigh. She was worried and asked if he was okay? He just ignored her and looked away. But she saw that his face had shame, Then had the realisation that he'd already came. ""Oh shit"" he cursed as he realised his fate. That he would be the laughing stock of all his mates. With that he began to cry ""oh no, oh no"". That's where it ends, this tale of woe.