If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?#Microsoft#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[job interview] Interviewer: are you familiar with microsoft word Me: yes i've heard that word many times#Microsoft#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Boss: You're fired Me: No YOU'RE fired Boss: No Me: Yeah Boss: *starts sweating*#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp