The secret to a long marriage A reporter was doing a human interest story for a local newspaper, and was interviewing an elderly couple celebrating sixty years of marriage. The obvious question the reporter posed was ""What's the secret to a long marriage?"" ""Oh,"" the man started. ""It's all about perseverance. On our honeymoon, we went to the Grand Canyon and rode on mules down the trail. Well, my new wife's mule bucked her off, and she fell on the ground. She just yelled, 'That's ONE!' and g…

A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. ""When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon his face dropped a mile"" she said. ""Why was he disappointed with the view?"" ""No he fell over the edge.""

Honeymoon A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon on a pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘that's once.’ We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, ‘…

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, DC. The guide pointed out the spot where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River. "That's impossible!" said the tourist. "No one could throw a dollar that far." "You have to remember," replied the guide, "that a dollar went a lot further in those days." Two guys were sitting in a bar, talking about their summer vacations. The first said: "My wife was so excited about going to the Grand Canyon, but when she eventua…