The secret to a long marriage A reporter was doing a human interest story for a local newspaper, and was interviewing an elderly couple celebrating sixty years of marriage. The obvious question the reporter posed was ""What's the secret to a long marriage?"" ""Oh,"" the man started. ""It's all about perseverance. On our honeymoon, we went to the Grand Canyon and rode on mules down the trail. Well, my new wife's mule bucked her off, and she fell on the ground. She just yelled, 'That's ONE!' and g…

Wearing Husband Goggles The party's host paid me a great compliment. ""You are a good-looking woman,"" he said. ""HonestI've had only one beer."" My glow was only slightly dimmed when my husband interjected, ""Imagine how great she'll look after two."" Rosemary Tomy, Tucson, Arizona

My new wife is afraid of heights We were going on our honeymoon and she says ""I want to see the Grand Canyon, but we can't fly because I'm afraid of heights."" I replied, ""I won't go to the Grand Canyon - I'm afraid of depths.""

A cowboy walks into a bar... A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas , walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, ""You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."" The cowboy replies, ""Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the othe…