[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*

NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs...

Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him.

If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors