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Jokes I made up! What's the difference between a black person and my laundry? I hang my laundry with care. Did you hear about the German pilot with erectile dysfunction? Yeah he can't keep anything up. You know what hit me when I saw a bus full of kids get hit by a car? The airbags. What's the worst thing about a black man getting beaten to death? The laundry bill. What's 12 inches and black? The man your father is having a affair with. Why are black people so viscous? Because animals don't know any better.

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