Blonde Co-Pilot This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out for help. "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!" She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a l…

This is the story of a blonde.... who's flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day on his microphone: ""May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"" She hears a voice over the radio saying: ""This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I've already had experience with this kind of problem. I will talk you through this a…

This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: ""May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"" All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying: ""The is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just relax.…

A young blonde... ...pilot is in her first flying lesson in a 2 seater plane. Her instructor all of a sudden get a heart attack and dies. "May day! May day! Help me! Help me! My instructor pilot is dead and I don't know how to fly!" She hears a voice over the radio saying, "This is Air Traffic control. We can hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground safely. I have had a lot of experiences with this kind of problems. Now just take a deep breathe. Ev…