I'm starting a Kickstarter to bring a lion from Africa and let it loose in a dentist's office.

A hypochondriac visits his doctor and claims he has Ebola. Annoyed, the doctor asks if the man has visited Africa recently. The man replies, ""No... b-but I have all the symptoms. I CHECKED online before coming in today."" Now, normally the doctor would humor this man, but this was a very busy day and he had already come in 100 times this year. So the doctor overreacted and started berating the man. ""You FOOL! There's nothing wrong with you! STOP WASTING MY TIME!! Can't you see there are SICK p…

A white doctor in Africa It's a white doctor in an african village. One day, a horde of African men came to his office and said: " Doc, we respect you, but we saw that many women started having white babies!" The doctor laughed and replied: "Oh no! it's not what you think it is! you see, in my ranch I have a lot of white horses and they sometimes have black offspring, nothing unatural!" The black men looked at eachother, feeling embarrassed. "Ok doc, we will forget about the women if you for…

The scariest thing about being a doctor is if you ever, even once, accidentally call it a "cooter" you're fired for life.