Home Depot A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he's waiting he sees another man sitting across from him who looks up and asks, ""What are you looking at?"" The first man says, ""Nothing."" At that point, the second man jumps up and beats the shit out of the first man and knocks him out, he then looks at the bartender and says, ""When he wakes up, tell him that was Jujutsu from Japan. The next day, bruised and sore, the man returns to the bar, sees the man who beat him up and approac…

I used to work at... I used to work at a 7/11. A lady comes in and asks for a chewy candy bar. Let's just say I gave her my *big hunk* I used to work at a fabric shop. A lady came in one day and asked for some fabric. Let's just say she got *felt*. I used to work in a bakery. A lesbian came in one day and asked for some sponge biscuits to eat. Let's just say she got some *lady fingers* inside of her. I used to work as a Roman soldier. A lady came in one day and wanted to be crucified. Let's just…

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ""Prejudice"" these days.... ""Nationality Bias"" A customer asked, ""In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"" The clerk asks, ""Are you Polish? The guy, clearly offended, says, ""Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had a…

A man goes into a store and asks the clerk for some ""Polish Sausage."" The clerk looked at him and asked ""Are you Polish?"" The guy, clearly offended, says ""Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would ya, hu…