Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ""Prejudice"" these days.... ""Nationality Bias"" A customer asked, ""In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"" The clerk asks, ""Are you Polish? The guy, clearly offended, says, ""Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"" The clerk says, ""No, I probably wouldn't."" The guy says, ""Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"" The clerk replied, ""Because you're in Home Depot.""