Which aisle is the Ukrainian sausage in? A customer asks, "In what aisle will I find the Ukrainian sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Ukrainian?" The guy says, "Yes I am. But if I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "So why did you ask me if Iām Ukrainian?" The clerk says, "You're in Home Depot." edit: When I heard this joke it was "Ukrainian sausage". I searched /r/jokes for "which aisle ukrainian sausage" and found nothing so I thought I had a joke to share that no one here has posted. Obviously I was wrong about that. It has been posted, as "Polish sausage", but I still think it works just as well either way.