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Moses returns from Mt. Sinai... Moses trudges from Mt. Sinai, tablets in hand, and announces to the assembled multitudes: ""I've got good news and I've got bad news. The good news is that I got Him down to 10. The bad news is that 'adultery' is still in.""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNAV7EXM20XR5H62473544

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