She thought she found her high school sweetheart! I was recently sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who was in my high school class almost 50 years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended my High School. ""Yes. yes, I did. I'm a Mustang,"" he gleamed with pride. ""When did you graduate?"" I asked. He answered , ""In 1971. Why do you ask?"" ""You were in my class!"" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, ""What did you teach?""