Three women walk into a doctors office... (x-post from r/funny) ...So the doctor calls in the first one in for her exam. she takes off her shirt and has a big H tattooed on her chest. The doctor asks why there is an H on her chest to which she says: ""My husband went to Harvard and he likes to see the H when we do it."" The doctor finishes his exam and sends her on her way. The doctor calls the second one in. When she takes off her shirt, the doctor notices a big Y on her chest. When the doctor …

A boy is getting ready for a school dance It is almost time and the kid needs to cross off his ""to-do"" list. First item on the list is apparel. He goes to pick up his rented tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. He waits for over an hour. Time is ticking away. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist but there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to meet the limo driver. Unfortunate…

My girlfriend and her sister nursing student were talking Sister: Dramatically explaining about her experience with a patient in ICU today that she had to care for that was barely holing onto his life after being shot 18 times, saying how horrible of a case it was and that she was surprised he made it out alive. Girlfriend: ""Oh my gosh! How old was he?"" Sister: ""Only 18!"" Girlfriend: ""....well.. Was it his birthday?""

My coworker was in a pretty bad situation. His name was Joe, he was fresh out of college and came right out of nowhere, moved cross-country for the job, and could no longer afford his hotel. I barely knew him but I took him into my apartment, where I was living with my girlfriend. We spent most of our time drinking, watching football, talking about work. This went on for months and months. One day, I decided to propose to my girlfriend. Late one night I snuck into her room, and saw Joe forcing h…