Yeah It is Result of Marriage Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. ""Yes,"" says Sally, ""a lock of my husband's hair."" ""But Larry's still alive."" ""I know, but his hair is gone.""

In Memoriam Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. ""Yes,"" says Sally, ""a lock of my husband's hair."" ""But Larry's still alive."" ""I know, but his hair is gone.""

Insurance... Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, ""We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."" The agent replied, ""Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."" There was a long pause before Susan replied, ""Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.""

The golfing funeral Larry's wife dies during the week and above his buddies objections he decides to play in his regular Saturday golf game. He says he ought to get out for a bit, golfing is good therapy. As they are set to tee off on 16, which runs along a busy road, a funeral procession passes by. Larry takes off his hat and stands at attention as the funeral procession passes. ""Larry, what are you doing?"" Larry responds, ""We were married for 26 years--at least I ought to show a little resp…