Jesus dropped his cross for the 3rd time, and Simon of Cyrene said to him: ""Do you even lift bro?""#Simon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I die, I'm donating my body to Simons. I tell this to every Simon I meet. So far, they're not into it#Simon#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[weather guy on TV] "Today there will be 12 clouds. One is called Simon"#Simon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop#Simon#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A friend of mine asked me how he could become a more effective boss... I said, just change your name to Simon.#Simon#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp