Another airplane joke Not sure if this is already here or not: Obama, Michelle Obama, and Oprah are on a plane. Obama says, 'I'm the President, I'm so rich, and have so much money, I can throw 1 million dollars out and make 1 million people happy.' Michelle Obama said, 'Well since I'm your wife, I can throw 2 million out of this plane and make 2 million people happy.' Oprah said, 'I have my own talk show and give stuff everyday, so I can throw 4 million dollars out of this plane and make 4 milli…

One day, old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair... There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, ""Martha, I think I really should try that."" Martha replies, ""I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10."" So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says …

A joke about planes So, Jack and Jill were just married, both age 20, and go to this funfair, which offers a plane ride for 20. Jack: Please, can we go? I've always wanted to fly on a plane! Jill: I'm sorry Jack. 20, is 20 20 years later, they go to the same funfair, have fun on the rides, until they come across the plane. Jack: Please Jill! We're not that poor! Jill: Jack, face it, 20, is 20. And so when they go 15 years later, at the age of 55, Jack still want to go. Jack: Jill, I want to go o…

A couple visits the mountains on their honeymoon... They were walking by and saw a sign for a helicopter tour. The man turns to his wife and says, ""What do you think, honey? Want to give it a try? It's only fifteen dollars"" ""I don't think so, dear."" She replies. ""We just got married and don't have a whole lot of money and fifteen dollars is fifteen dollars."" A couple of decades later the couple returns the mountains, and again pass the sign for a helicopter tour. The man turns to his wife …