At the doctor's office. So the doctor is sitting in his office when the next patient waltzes in and it is pretty clear that he is a gay dude. After asking the necessary questions, the doctor proceeded to the physical examination and said to him: -Please sit down and take off your shirt sir. He then went on to put his hands on the patient's back and said to him: -Say the word thirty three please. -Thirty three! He then lowered his hands on his back and asked him to repeat the word. -Thirty three! Again, he lowered his hands and told him to repeat the word. -Thirty three! He lowered once more and put his index finger in the patient's anus. -Sir say thirty three one last time. -Oneeeeee, one and a haaaaalf, twoooo...