😄 Help me with this Vampire joke I did think of a joke today but I can't get it right. Is about no one...

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Help me with this Vampire joke I did think of a joke today but I can't get it right. Is about no one wants to come second at the Vampire olympics because they can't have silver. Can someone help me how one could phrase this joke?

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Joke ID: 01KKTNAJ0MZ6YV3HYB70JMYDM7

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