A magician performs on a cruise A magician is performing on a cruise when one of the rich clients comes in with her pet parrot. He disappears one of the assistants from the stage and the parrot inmediately explains how it was done. Infuriated, he asks the woman to leave the premises. ""Oh, I'm terribly sorry"". She says. ""My husband is also a great magician and the parrot learned everything about it from him."" The next day the magician performs his newest illusion and makes three trained dogs …

A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche. A sixteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ""Where did you get that truck?!"" He calmly told them, ""I bought it today."" ""With what money?"" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche cost. ""Well,"" said the boy, ""this one cost me just fifteen dollars."" So the parents began to yell even louder. ""Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?…

A fifteen year-old boy came home with a new Chevrolet Avalanche and his parents began to yell and scream, ""Where did you get that truck???!!!"" He calmly told them, ""I bought it today."" ""With what money?"" demanded his parents. They knew what a Chevrolet Avalanche costs."" ""Well,"" said the boy, ""this one cost me fifteen dollars."" So the parents began to yell even louder. ""Who would sell a truck like that for fifteen dollars?"" they said. ""It was the lady up the street,"" said the boy. …

A 15 year old boy comes home with a Porsche... A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars." The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?" they asked. "It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "Don…