A magician performs on a cruise A magician is performing on a cruise when one of the rich clients comes in with her pet parrot. He disappears one of the assistants from the stage and the parrot inmediately explains how it was done. Infuriated, he asks the woman to leave the premises. ""Oh, I'm terribly sorry"". She says. ""My husband is also a great magician and the parrot learned everything about it from him."" The next day the magician performs his newest illusion and makes three trained dogs appear on the stage. The parrot inmediately says how it was done. He is about to complain to the lady when a sudden storm hits and the cruise sinks, leaving him stranded in the middle of the ocean, grabbing one of the dinner tables to survive, with the parrot as his only companion The days go by and he says to the now silent parrot: ""Don't you have anything to say now!?"" The parrot replies: ""Ok, I give up. Where's the boat?""