I posted these Aggie jokes elsewhere, so someone is bound to post them here. These are jokes commonly told around the University of Texas about their rivals at Texas A&M University. You know why the Aggies don't have ice cubes in the dorm any more? It's because the guy with the recipe graduated. I've heard that recipe calls for a heaping tablespoon of water. How many Aggies does it take to eat an armadillo? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for traffic. Two Aggies went ice fishing, but …

A New York lawyer is on a business trip in Texas... ... and is on his way to a meeting in his company rental car. He's a little crunched on time so when he rolls through the stop sign ahead. A cop catches this and pulls him over. He walks up to the window and says ""License n' registration , sir."" The lawyer complies but can hear the country twang in the cops voice and figures he can outsmart the 'stupid southerner.' ""Officer, I have no idea why you pulled me over."" The officer replies ""You …

HR: The delivery job is yours. Me: Great! HR: Do u have a reliable car? Me: Yes. HR: Model? Me: A little in college. How is that relevant?

The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text.