Jesus said to Moses: ""Come forth and I will grant you eternal life!"" Moses came fifth and he won a toaster.#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Updates Christian Mingle bio] "Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first" "You have 999 new matches"#Christian Mingle#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Write this down." [Moses grabs tablet] "Thou shalt not steal [raises eyebrow] where did you get that tablet from?"#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History.#Moses#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp