A pastor takes four earthworms and places them in different jars at the start of the service. Each jar contained something different, the first had alcohol, the second had cigerette butts and smoke, the third had all sorts of sweets, and the forth had good, clean dirt. At the end of the service, the pastor pulls the jars back out and removes the worm from the alcohol. ""Dead!"" exclaims the pastor. Next is the worm in the cigerette smoke. ""Dead!"". The worm in the sweets ""DEAD!"" Finally the w…

My grandfather told me, that before he dies he wants to learn Latin. Me: ""Why do you want to learn Latin before you die?"" Grandfather: ""So that when I die and go to Heaven, I can talk with Saint Peter and he'll be impressed by me talking Latin with him"" Me: ""But what if you go to Hell instead of Heaven?"" Grandfather: ""That won't be a problem... I already speak German""

It's About Time A few weeks? after the death of my father-in-law, I found my seven-year-old son crying in bed. His grandmother had died the previous year, and he was taking it all very hard. ""You know, Kyle,"" I said, ""when we die, we'll get to see Grandma and Grandpa again in heaven."" With tears spilling down his face, Kyle cried, ""That's easy for you to say. You don't have that long!""

There were 2 evil brothers (Repost) There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor retired, and a new one was hired. Not only could he see right through the brothers' deception, but he also spoke well and true, and the church started to swell in numbers. A fund-raising campaign was started to build a new assembly. All of a sudden, one of the brot…