A man shows up at a barber shop an after after closing. One time this guy showed up an hour after closing. I had just finished clearing out the register and I was getting ready to leave. I had taken a moment to arrange the combs by order of size. I'm just weird about little things such as that. I heard a gentle tapping at the door. I glanced up. I saw this distraught man with this long golden blonde hair staring back at me. I approached the door cautiously. I kindly let the man know the barber s…

One day a blond walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burned. The doctor askes her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakanly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

A blond walks into a doctors office One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, ""well... when I was ironing my work suit the phone rang and I mistakenly picked up the iron instead of the phone. ""Well that explains one ear, but what about the other."" ""The bastard called again""

So this blonde walks in to a computer store... ... and says to the employee; have you got any curtains? Employee says; um no sorry this is a computer store Blonde; duhh, I have windows.