Yet again my date made me get out of his car before we'd even had dinner. Uber is the worst dating app ever.

I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.

I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face.

I'm thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there's this thing called Google now.