I always keep a google search for "how to find anyone, anywhere, and kill them" open on my phone in case anyone steals it.

I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face.

I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work.

Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.