I would have got the Google Glass but I don't have $1500 or any desire to strap the internet to my face.

I'm thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there's this thing called Google now.

I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work.

Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend.