Mrs. Rosenberg walks into a hotel and asks the guy behind the counter to put her up for the night. ""Name?"" he asks ""Mrs. Rosenberg"" she replies ""I'm sorry, ma'am, but we don't give out rooms to Jews."" ""Jews? Who's the Jew here? I am Catholic"" the woman yells. ""Oh really? Then please tell me who is the Son of God."" ""Jesus Christ"" the woman says. ""And who were his parents' names?"" ""Mary and Joseph"" ""And where was he born?"" ""In a barn where the animals were fed and bathed."" ""OK…

A Chinese Guy And A Jewish Guy are in a bar (Racist) After drinking for a while, the Jewish guy gets up and beats the shit out of the chinese guy. Chinese guy: What dat faw? Jewish Guy: That's For Pearl Harbor Chinese Guy: Pearl Harbor? Dat Japanese. I chinese! Jewish Guy: Chinese, japanese, same shit. The two continue drinking until the chinese guy gets up and beats the hell out of the Jewish guy. Jewish Guy: What was that for? Chinese Guy: Dat faw Titanic. Jewish Guy: Titanic, what are you tal…

The USSR is sending a Jewish spy into the Nazi Germany. He is told - 'Rosenberg, here's a bunch of antinazi propaganda leaflets. You have you distribute them among the Germans'. After a couple days Rosenberg goes missing and is assumed dead. A month later he returns all dirty but with a pile of money and says - 'I never had to sell such an unpopular product'.

A Jewish man walks into a bar... ... and sits down on the only available stool next to a Chinese man. The Jew looks over and says, ""Ugh, I hate the Chinese!"" The Chinese man says,""Why!? What did we ever do to you?"" The Jewish man says, ""You guys bombed Pearl Harbor!"" ""That was the Japanese, you idiot!"" ""Chinese, Japanese, same thing."" The Chinese man is furious and storms out of the bar. The next day, the same Chinese guy goes to the same bar and sits down at the only stool next to the…