A man goes to the pet store... And walks up to the shopkeep. ""I'd like to buy a dog please,"" the man said. ""Certainly sir, I think I have one you might like,"" replied the shopkeep. The shopkeep then leads the man through to a room separate from the rest of the shop, that's completely empty except for a dog sitting on a dog's bed. ""Hmm, nice looking dog there,"" the man says. ""Thanks mate, I always appreciate a compliment,"" says the dog. The man steps back in amazement. ""A talking dog, th…

Some historic anti-Nazi jokes from Germany Hey there. I thought, I'll take the time and translate you some of the so-called ""Flusterwitze""(whisper jokes) from nazi Germany. * The old code of law seems to complicated, so it has to be changed. From now on, there are only three laws: 1. If you do something, or fail to do something, you are punished. 2. The penalty is determined by the peoples emotion*. 3.What the peoples emotions is dictated by the Gauleiter(governor). (1934/35) (original: ""gesu…

Some historic anti-Nazi jokes from Germany Hey there. I thought, I'll take the time and translate you some of the so-called "Flüsterwitze"(whisper jokes) from nazi Germany. * The old code of law seems to complicated, so it has to be changed. From now on, there are only three laws: 1. If you do something, or fail to do something, you are punished. 2. The penalty is determined by the peoples emotion*. 3.What the peoples emotions is dictated by the Gauleiter(governor). (1934/35) (original: "gesu…

Viral Chutkule in Hindi: हमेशा हंसते खिलखिलाते रहना सेहतमंद रहने की कुंजी है. टेंशन फ्री लाइफ और मानसिक तनाव दूर करने के लिए हंसना-मुस्कुराना बहुत जरूरी है. तो आइए फिर देर किस बात की, मजेदार चुटकुलों के साथ शुरू करते हैं ये हंसने हंसाने का सिलसिला.1) डॉक्टर:  तुम्हारी एक किडनी फेल हो गई है.सोनू: पहले तो बहुत रोया, फिर आसू पोंछकर बोलासाहब ये भी बता दीजिए कि कितने नंबर से फेल हुई है...?2) महिला: सही रेट लगाओ भईया... हम हमेशा इसी दुकान से सामान लेते हैं...दुकानदार: भगवान से डरो बहनजी, हमारी दुकान क…