A man sees a really attractive woman on a train reading the newspaper ...so he chats her up on today's headline. He: ""So, yesterday was the Nymphomaniacs' Congress. I don't suppose you've attended, did you?"" She: ""Well, as a matter of fact, I did."" He: ""And? What's new in the world of nymphomaniacs?"" She: ""Nothing much, Indians have the longest, the Irish can go the longest, same old, same old."" He: ""Oh, where are my manners? The name's a O'Connor. Geronimo O'Connor.""