What does the twitter bird do when it needs money? It goes to Twerk!#Twitter#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter yesterday: We are outraged about the lion! Twitter today: We are outraged about the outrage about the lion!#Twitter#Animals#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I undress there is a radiant shower that falls. Not of money or glitter, but of dog hair.#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
wife: Can't we just buy a bigger catflap? me: [buttering the cat] We're not made of money, Karen#Animals#Marriage#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
However rich and successful you are, your cat will never see you as an equal.#Animals#Money#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp