Two broke men are discussing their travel plans Guy 1: I've been thinking about taking my old lady to Paris again, but I just don't think I can afford it. Guy 2: Wow you've been to Paris before?! Guy 1: Hell no! But I've thought about it before.

Who's that woman with Jim? A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big french kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, ""Who the hell was that?"" ""Oh,"" replies the husband, ""she's my mistress."" ""Well, that's the last straw,"" says the wife. ""I've had enough. I want a divorce!"" I can understand that,"" replies her husband, ""b…

Mistress A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, ""Who in the hell was that?"" ""Oh,"" replies the husband, ""She's my mistress."" ""Well, that's the last straw,"" says the wife. ""I've had enough. I want a divorce!"" ""I can understand that,"" replies her husband, ""But rememb…

Long but worth it After Quasimodo's death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer's job. The bishop …